Archives from September, 2010




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Sep 10

Today in Hystery October 1st

“On this day in 1843, “News of the World” began publication in London England. I believe the headline on their first publication read “Half Man Half Crocodile marries 600 pound Alien Woman. First Litter Due Any Day Now.”



30
Sep 10

THE BODY OF AN ATHLETE-A SUMO WRESTLER!

I finally did it.  I joined a fitness centre.  The Speed Skating Oval in Richmond.  If you haven’t seen it since the Olympics, you should. It’s spectacular. You might see me there, walking back and forth through all the latest, state of the art machines.  And therein lays my biggest problem.  I expect to see the weight [...]



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Sep 10

Today in Hystery September 30th

“On this day in 1978, the great TV ventriloquist Edgar Bergen died at the age of 75. His dummy, Charlie McCarthy, lived another ten years although his act was reduced to just lying on a box and not saying anything.”



28
Sep 10

Today in Hystery September 29th

“On this day 1916, John D. Rockefeller became the first ‘billionaire’. These days, they’re a dime a dozen, they make their money on the internet before they can shave and only after achieving their first billion do they finally feel the urge to move out of their parents’ basement.”