Archives from January, 2012




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Jan 12

Mayan Horror January 31st

“Everybody had to have a super race. You had the Egyptians, the Aztecs, the Greeks, the Atlantians, even the Lemurians who, I gather, were lemurs but they could levitate and often travelled to Uranus and back just to pick berries.”



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Jan 12

Mayan Horror January 29th

“It’s time to find out who are the Mayans and why they are they bringing rack and ruin to the earth. Okay, I exaggerate. There is no mention of them bringing rack, just ruin. I was just hoping there might be some rack first and that would give us time to get ready for the ruin which always follows just after the rack, but it was simply wishful thinking on my part. So, a lack of rack but plenty of ruin coming our way.”



28
Jan 12

How to Boil a Canadian

“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”



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Jan 12

Mayan Horror January 27th

“And TV’s “Entertainment Tonight”, having milked Michael Jackson, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen and Arnold Schwarzenegger stories dry, has turned to the Mayan Horror. Just last night the hosts were yelling, “And wait ‘til you see which of the Kardashian sisters has been dating a Mayan!”