Archives from February, 2012




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Feb 12

Mayan Horror February 21st

303 days and counting until the end of the Mayan Calendar

Today’s quote from Bob Robertson’s book, “Mayan Horror: How to Survive to Survive the End of the world in 2012”

“Long before fat people were shoving candy bars into their mouths, the Mayans invented chocolate, or, as it was called back then, cacao. The name was changed to chocolate in modern times because people found they couldn’t enjoy a snack that had the word ‘caca’ in it, and yet, it’s odd isn’t it, they still happily munch on pistachios.”

Long before fat people were shoving candy bars into their mouths, the Mayans invented chocolate, or, as it was called back then, cacao. The name was changed to chocolate in modern times because people found they couldn’t enjoy a snack that had the word ‘caca’ in it, and yet, it’s odd isn’t it, they still happily munch on pistachios.



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Feb 12

Mayan Horror February 15th

““The Mayans also perfected the blowgun that used poisonous darts. If you closely inspect the figures on the sides of Mayan temple walls, there is one figure that appears to be slumped on the ground with the message, “Never suck on a blowgun!”



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Feb 12

Mayan Horror February 13th

“. Who knows, maybe they eat humans and those are not anal probes at all but merely meat thermometers sticking out of the abductee’s back passage.”



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Feb 12

Mayan Horror February 4th

“I have a serious problem with von Daniken’s theory because if the tiny bug-eyed spacemen taught all these super races things like astronomy and mathematics, why did they stop there? Why couldn’t they have taught humans other important things like the difference between “All you can eat” and “All you should eat”? “