311 days and counting until the end of the Mayan Calendar
Today’s quote from Bob Robertson’s book, “Mayan Horror: How to Survive to Survive the End of the world in 2012”
“And another thing that von Daniken didn’t mention in his theory of slimy little ETs teaching the Mayans how to be a super race; there’s no mention of anal probing. These days the internet and all-night radio shows are buzzing with stories of alien abductions and, in every one of the statements to police, the abductees say the only thing the aliens wanted was to stick a probe in their anus. Like you, I’m a little disappointed that advanced races of beings would travel 300 light years just to inspect human bums. Perhaps, between then and now there’s been a change of focus on alien planets, away from teaching science and math to some kind of porn fetish. Who knows, maybe they eat humans and those are not anal probes at all but merely meat thermometers sticking out of the abductee’s back passage.”
“Mayan Horror: How to Survive the End of the World in 2012” is published by Anvil Press and is available at bookstores throughout Canada and at online book sellers around the world.
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