309 days and counting until the end of the Mayan Calendar
Today’s quote from Bob Robertson’s book, “Mayan Horror: How to Survive to Survive the End of the world in 2012”
“The Mayans also perfected the blowgun that used poisonous darts. If you closely inspect the figures on the sides of Mayan temple walls, there is one figure that appears to be slumped on the ground with the message, “Never suck on a blowgun!” Archeologists have no idea how many blowguns the Mayans had at any one time. Unlike Canada, I’m sure the Mayans didn’t have a blowgun registry but I’ll bet every Mayan kept a blowgun under his pillow just in case there was a sneak attack by Toltecs in the middle of the night or if an Inca broke into their hut and tried to make off with their statue of Itzpzpalotl.”
“Mayan Horror: How to Survive the End of the World in 2012” is published by Anvil Press and is available at bookstores throughout Canada and at online book sellers around the world.
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