Archives from October, 2012

Oct 12

Northern Gateway Pipeline Means Jobs!

“As we strolled the long aisles of his warehouse, passing thousands of neatly stacked effigies of Barack Obama, Angela Merkel, Mark Zuckerberg, Gary Bettman and other hated world figures, I asked him the most obvious first question; who is his biggest seller? “That’s easy. We’re shipping out 50 Netanyahus a day right now” he said.”

Oct 12

Somebody’s in a Mach…mach…Mood

“How did the missile test work this morning?” he barked into his phone.
“Still a little off”, said the minister, “we hit a falafel stand on Valiasr Avenue.”
“Well”, said the president, “Keep trying.”