Archives from December, 2012

Dec 12

The World Ends Tomorrow

—– Original Message —–
From: “John Edmond”
To: “Bob Robertson”
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:58:52 PM
Subject: Forwarding message from space
Hi Bob,
You may recall that we met when you did your reading in November ‘11 at Collected Works Bookstore in Ottawa (which, sadly, is closing Christmas Eve).
I got this message earlier today from my old friend Chris Hadfield, [...]

Dec 12


OR…Can One Middle Aged Girl Leave One Large City For Another Even Larger City And Finally Grab Hold Once Again To That Brass Ring…Or At The Very Least, Stop Writing Such Long Sub-Titles?
December 18, 2012
Now let me just cover a few things before I get to Toronto.  First of all, I am writing this on [...]

Dec 12

Only 9 Days ’til the World Ends

“Officials in the Netherworld went ballistic, according to an official of the Afterlife, speaking on condition of anonymity. It’s completely understandable that they would have blown their tops over this because, while it was easy for the Pope to just say, “Okay, people, there’s no Hell anymore”, it was everybody in the Sweet Hereafter who had to carry out the orders.”

Dec 12

Only 12 Days ’til the World Ends

“You’re off the hook if you have a toddler. There is no way a human with a vocabulary of “Da-da”, “poo-poo”, “pee-pee”, and “good girl” can comprehend the concept of tectonic lithosphere plates being massively overlain by either or both of two types of crustal material.”