July 28, 2010
Today in Hystery July 29th

On this day in 1565, Mary Queen of Scots married her cousin, Henry Stuart. They had a child who would become King James the 6th of Scotland. Cousins marrying didn’t seem to affect the child, although King James was often seen sitting on his porch playing his banjo.
On this day in 1715, ten Spanish galleons, all filled with treasure, sank in a hurricane off Florida. They probably tried to outrun the hurricane but these were big, heavy, slow moving ships. I mean, they didn’t get more than ten miles to the galleon.
On this day 1751, in Norfolk, England, the 1st international world title prize fight took place. Jack Stack of England beat the challenger M Petit of France. The reason M. Petit lost the fight, besides the fact that he was very, er, petit, was because all the sports reporters at the time said, “He floats like a butterfly, but he also stings like a butterfly”.
On this day in 1907, Sir Baden Powell started the Boy Scouts. Their motto was “Always Be Prepared”, whereas the Girl Guides motto was “Always bring prepared mustard”.
On this day in 1928, Walt Disney’s first cartoon called “Steamboat Willy” was released. Now, you young folks out there wouldn’t be too familiar with this one. I imagine most people under 40 probably think “Steamboat Willy” is some kind of sailor’s disease.
On this day in 1956, Jacques Cousteau’s ship, the Calypso, set a new record by anchoring in 24,606 feet of ocean, or as Jacques Cousteau himself explained, “Zee anchor ees a verry, verry longue way from zee sheep, as she seets on zee buttom of zee ocean, surrounded by sousands of angrry feesh”
On this day in 1981, Prince Charles of England married Lady Diana Spencer. Now, some say it’s not right to make fun of those who are no longer on this planet. Plus, it’s also not fun to make fun of Princess Diana. The wedding at Westminster Abbey was right out of a fairy tale. We just didn’t know at the time it was being written by the Brothers Grimm.
If your birthday is July 29th, you share it with Clara Bow, the silent film star who was born on this day in 1905. Clara was known as “The It Girl”, for starring in the film “It”, where a character is asked what ‘it’ really is and is told “…that strange magnetism which attracts both sexes”. You mean like a 50% off sale at Future Shop?

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Past Articles

Today in Hystery July 29th

“On this day in 1928, Walt Disney’s first cartoon called “Steamboat Willy” was released. Now, you young folks out there wouldn’t be too familiar with this one. I imagine most people under 40 probably think Steamboat Willy is some kind of sailor’s disease.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 28th

“On this day in 1896, the City of Miami was incorporated. Miami, by the way, is an old Seminole Indian word meaning, “Old men with brown lizard faces”.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

THE NEW KILLER CANADIAN SYMBOL

I had a dozen crucial topics I wanted to cover this week, not the least of which was the mayor of Vancouver caught on tape swearing! I was so shocked, stunned, dismayed, gob smacked, traumatized, I almost dropped my !*#%& thesaurus!!

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 26th

“On this day in 1664, the Sovereign Council in Quebec fixed commodity and shipping prices and also required price tags on all goods. They also allowed trading posts to say, “Giant Beaver Pelt Blowout. Do not pay ‘til 1665!”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 25th

“On this day in 1943, Benito Mussolini, the “Duce of Fascism” was deposed as leader of Italy and thrown in jail. Two years later he tried to escape from Italy but was captured by his countrymen, killed, then hung upside down outside a gas station. And we think we get ticked off with high gas prices.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 24th

“On this day in 1846, the first demonstration in Canada of the telegraph took place at Toronto’s city hall. The message read, “Hey! Wassup?”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 23rd

“On this day in 1983, an Air Canada 767 ran out of fuel and made an emergency landing on an old airstrip in Gimli, Manitoba. Besides great piloting, there was a lot of luck involved in this landing; in his spare time, the captain happened to be a glider pilot, in his past, the first officer had flown out of the old airstrip, and finally, that very day was the annual “Gimli Welcomes Newcomers Day”, meaning that each of the passengers, stepping off the plane, were welcomed by the mayor and presented with plastic Viking helmets and T-shirts that said, “I Yust Go Nuts for Gimli”.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 22nd

“On this day in 1948, the people of Newfoundland voted to join Canada. This was a win-win situation for both sides. For Newfoundland, it meant they could share the riches of this vast country. For Canada it meant they finally got a sense of humour.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 21st

“On this day in 1940, the Soviet Union, which was desperate to take over countries that ended in ‘ia’, took over Latvia, Estonia and Lithuania. They had wanted to get Macadamia and take control of the World Nut Cartel, but the Hawaiians beat them to it.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

IT’S QUESTION & ANSWER TIME

Summer is finally upon us, so it seems like a good time to answer a tiny fraction of the thousands of letters I get, asking for advice on how to have a good summer: 
Dear Linda,
I have a 2008, 95 foot, 78 cylinder quad slider Fume Spewer Platinum motor home. Comes complete with 2 car garage [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 20th

“On this day in 1878, the first telephone was introduced in Hawaii. The difficulty on that first day was that, having only one telephone, there was nobody else to phone, so, really, although this is a great anniversary, the biggest day in Hawaiian telecommunications history was the day the SECOND telephone was introduced in Hawaii.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 19th

“On this day in 1941, during the Battle of Britain, Prime Minister Winston Churchill began his famous “V for Victory” campaign. Churchill had hoped, initially, that the campaign would be called “Kill the Nazis”, but he struggled trying to make the letter ‘K’ with his fingers. People thought he was doing a shadow puppet of a rabbit, so he went with “V for Victory”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 18th

“On this day in 1905, the Canadian provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan came into being. So, happy birthday to Alberta and Saskatchewan! You might want to know where the names of these two provinces came from. The word ‘Alberta’ comes from one of the names of Queen Victoria’s daughter. The word ‘Saskatchewan’ is an old Indian word meaning “Land where no man can leap to his death.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 17th

“On this day in 1976, the 21st Olympics began in Montreal, giving Canadians, among other things the Olympic Stadium, the gift that just kept on giving; tower fires, collapsing roofs, falling slabs of concrete and a final cost of $1.6 billion! It just shows you what the Montreal Mafia can do when they put their minds to it.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 16th

“On this day in 1988, hockey superstar Wayne Gretzky married actress Janet Jones, which became the greatest role she ever played because prior to that she would introduce herself this way, “Hi. I’m Janet Jones. You probably remember me from Police Academy 5?”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 15th

“On this day in 1870, the British government transferred to Canada complete control over Hudson’s Bay and all the Northwest Territories. The Canadians replied, “Well, thanks, but we’d been hoping for Bermuda.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 14th

“On this day in 1832, The U.S. government decided to make opium exempt from federal taxes. It’s very similar to Canada where a six pack of donuts is exempt from the HST. The big difference is that a six pack of opium can provide a lot more enjoyment than the donuts.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

AN INCONVENIENT SINGING MOOSE

I am very PRO saving the planet. So of course, I try to do everything we’re supposed to:I throw containers in the blue box, I re-use shopping bags,and as the ultimate example of recycling, I married a man who’s been married before. So I do feel I’m doing my part.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 13th

“On this day in 1898, Guglielmo Marconi patented the radio. For many years afterwards, though, other scientists claimed that Marconi had stolen the idea. Can you imagine that? Radio people stealing ideas from each other? What has the world come to?”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 12th

“On this day in 1962, the Rolling Stones played their first ‘live’ performance at the Marquis Club in London, and, thanks to walkers, wheelchairs, seeing-eye dogs, hearing aids, portable oxygen tanks and Depends, they are still performing today.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Al Gore’s Massage Therapy

I see Al Gore has managed to get himself into a bit of a red hot sex scandal.  Apparently, a couple of years ago, a masseuse he had booked to come to his hotel room for some ‘registered massage therapy’ was shocked and terrified as she was working on his stomach muscles, because he started [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 11th

“On this day in 1946, Canada’s first drive-in movie theatre opened in Hamilton, Ontario. Nine months later, hundreds of babies were born in Hamilton and every baby came out reciting all the lines from “It’s a Wonderful Life”. Coincidence or what?”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Podcast for July 9 2010

It’s the much awaited Double Exposure Radio Summer Quiz! Test your knowledge, and win our eternal admiration.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 10th

“On this day in1925, the USSR established its official news agency TASS. TASS stood for “Truth Ain’t So Special”.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 9th

“On this day in 1982, Margaret Thatcher began her second term as Britain’s prime minister. To celebrate the occasion, Mrs. Thatcher went to her favourite hair salon, Poofy’s of London, and had her hair inflated to just under 500 pounds of pressure. This caused the Soviet Union to re-think world domination.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 8th

“On this day in 1709, the Battle of Poltava took place with the Russians beating the Swedes. The Swedes lost, apparently, because they just wouldn’t go into the corners (old hockey joke).”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 7th

“On this day in 1930, The United States began construction on the Boulder Dam, which was later renamed The Hoover Dam, in honour of one of the greatest vacuum cleaners in history.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 6th

“On this day in 1958, Alaska became the 49th U.S. state. The state held a contest to come up with a slogan. The winners were Sarah Palin’s parents whose winning entry was, “Alaska. You can see Russia from here!”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 5th

 
   On this day in 1687, Isaac Newton’s “Principia” was published. Newton, as you’ll remember, was the man who discovered the theory of gravity after an apple fell from a tree and hit him on the head. In Principia, Newton proposed that when humans, like, for example, people like Keith Richards, fell from trees, they [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 4th

“On this day in 1886, the first scheduled transcontinental train reached the west coast of Canada in Port Moody, B.C. It was late, setting a precedent that has carried on to this day. The engineer apologized for the lateness of the train by saying they were attacked by Indians, hit by a landslide, crashed into a herd of Elk and had to make a few bathroom stops across the prairies, otherwise, they would have been there on time. Same, lame excuses they give you today.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 3rd

   On this day in 1608, the city of Quebec was founded by the explorer Samuel de Champlain, after whom all sorts of things were named; the Champlain Mall, Champlain College, the Champlain Golf Course. It’s even mentioned in the pop song “I Get a Kick out of You” when Sinatra sings “I get no [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 2nd

“On this day in 1976, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that the death penalty; hanging, or the gas chamber, or lethal injections, were not inherently cruel or unusual punishment. Compared to what? Being eaten alive by sharks, or pouring sulphuric acid into your eyes? Now, that would be cruel. Those others? Don’t be a baby!”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery July 1st

“On this day in 1898, during the Spanish-American War, Teddy Roosevelt and his Roughriders charged up San Juan Hill. After the war, his Roughriders settled in Regina, Saskatchewan where they took up football.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 30th

“On this day in 1859, Charles Blondin became the first person to cross Niagara Falls on a tightrope. This event couldn’t happen today, mostly because Homeland Security would never let you go across the border with a twenty foot pole in your hands.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 29th

“On this day in 1613, Shakespeare’s Globe Theatre in London burned down. Police suspected a “play most fowle”.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 28th

“On this day in 1820, the tomato was proven to be non-poisonous. It immediately became legal to eat tomatoes as well as throw them at bad singers, a practice that has, sadly, disappeared.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 27th

“On this day in 1949, Louis St. Laurent led the Liberals to victory in the Canadian Federal election. St. Laurent was affectionately known as “Uncle Louie”, mostly by his nephews, Hewey and Dewey.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 26th

“On this day in 1974, actress Elizabeth Taylor divorced her 5th husband, Richard Burton. When she was asked if there was something that Burton had done to deserve this, Taylor replied, “No, it was just that, like the previous four, he’d reached his ‘Best Before’ date”.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 25th

“On this day in 1672, in Massachusetts, the first Quaker meeting was held. The first item on the agenda was how to make oats that cooked quickly.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 24th

On this day in 1314, the Battle of Bannockburn took place. The Scots beat the English and regained their independence from England. This battle was mostly between the English King Edward the 2nd, or, as he was known back then, “Edward the Cross dresser” because of his secret closet of low scoop-neck [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

WHAT TO DO WITH MY LOTTERY WINNINGS?

Now, just so you know that I will not selfishly cling to my windfall, I thought I would outline what I’ll be doing with my lucre. First, I’m going to buy Greece, because I like sheep, and I’ll need a vacation home in the sun. Plus, I feel this is a charitable act because they really need the money, and buying all the Greek Islands will still leave me with, I figure roughly 45 mil. Hey, I can probably pick up Hungary in a BOGO sale.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 23rd

“On this day in 1969, Warren Burger was sworn in as the U.S. Supreme Court’s Chief Justice. He was such a great Chief Justice that we can safely say, he was the only burger that did Americans any good.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 22nd

“As everyone knows, June 22nd is Yemen’s greatest holiday “Corrective Move Day” where the citizens of Yemen march en masse to orthotics stores and snap up every arch support in the store.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 21st

“June 21st is the first full day of summer in the northern hemisphere and, for all northern hemispherians, the beginning of that easily recognizable Farmer’s Tan.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 20th

“On this day in 1837, Queen Victoria ascended the throne of Britain. She is best remembered by most people as the monarch who said, “We are not amused”. This line was spoken just after she had watched a stand-up comic ask, for the 22nd time, “Anybody here from out of town?”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 19th

“On this day in 1983, B.C. Place stadium opened in Vancouver. It was the only stadium in Canada where the roof was held up with hot air, meaning the building had to be continually filled with politicians.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 18th

“On this day in 1812, the aptly named “War of 1812” began as the United States declared war against Britain. Canada was also involved. Great Britain and Canada actually won this war. The Department of Homeland Security, however, will make sure this never happens again, starting with confiscating our tiny shampoo bottles.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

FATHER’S DAY IS JUST THE BEGINNING

The 14th to 20th is Meet a Mate Week, sometimes tragically confused with Mate with Meat Week which takes place in late January in the Scottish Highlands.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 17th

“On this day in 1925, Canada signed the League of Nations protocol prohibiting the use of poisonous gas and bacteria in warfare, making war much more humane than ever before.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 16th

“The other thing is that the Battle of Kellogg’s Grove was part of the Black Hawk War, which was eventually won by the Blackhawks by making Dusten Byfulglien stand in front of the enemy’s goalie while they shot at him.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 15th

“On this day in 1215, King John of England signed the Magna Carta on Runnymede Island. Nowhere in English history did one man give so much of what he owned, except, of course, for Paul McCartney’s divorce from Heather Mills.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 14th

“On this day in 1984, Pierre Trudeau said farewell to the Liberal Party in a gala tribute. Liberals felt very honoured when Trudeau waved goodbye to them and, for a change, used all five fingers.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 13th

“On this day in 1900, the Boxer Rebellion began in China. The Boxers rebelled against foreigners. Soon after, the Wrestlers joined the rebellion, led by the fierce Hulk Ho Gan.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 12th

 On this day in 1792, Naval Captain George Vancouver discovered the site of what is now Vancouver, British Columbia. It was the custom in those days that when you discovered a place, it was named after the captain of the ship. Fortunately for Vancouverites, their city wasn’t discovered by Naval Captain Ramsbottom.
      On this day [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 11th

“On this day in 1947, sugar rationing ended in the United States. Dentists took the day off to celebrate.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 10th

“During the Cold War he built the Diefenbunker, complete with Diefenbathrooms and a Diefenbarfridge.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

TAKE MY CATS…PLEASE!

We’ve had our cat Nelson since he was a baby, and believe me, the breastfeeding was torture.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 9th

“In 1915, the Vancouver Millionaires was an NHL team. Today, the Vancouver Millionaires is a place called West Vancouver.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 8th

On this day in 1685, there was a coin shortage in Quebec and soldiers begin being paid with playing cards. Fortunately, these days, you don’t have such ridiculous pieces of paper being used as money, well, except for the euro.
On this day in 1965, the USSR launched Luna 6 which missed the moon completely. [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 7th

“On this day in 1962, the Queen Mother arrived for a tour of Canada. Hotels were warned to lock down their mini bars.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 6th

On this day in 1844, the YMCA was founded in London. After the ribbon cutting by the local member of parliament, the opening day crowds were entertained by The Village People.
On this day in 1925, Walter Chrysler founded his motor car company the Chrysler Corporation. Just like Henry Ford, who named vehicles after family members [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 5th

“Security was tight boarding the balloon as authorities were on the lookout for any swarthy people with bows and arrows.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 4th

On this day in 1070, Roquefort Cheese was first made in a cave near Roquefort, France. Since that day, Roquefort (true) can only be made in caves. We must assume, therefore, that Osama bin Laden enjoys a lot of cheese. Too much cheese, of course, can plug you up. I believe CIA strategy is to [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 3rd

On this day in 1781, Jack Jouett rode to warn Thomas Jefferson of a British attack. Jouett’s ride is not as famous as Paul Revere’s ride where Revere screamed at everybody “The British are coming!” Jouett was yelling “Inform Jefferson, or at least get a missive to him that there’s a combined occupying force [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 2nd

“The real Visigoths, by the way, were generally a much cheerier people than their modern day counterparts.”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

TROUBLE IN DUCHESSLAND

It’s not easy being a ‘royal’.  First, you have to learn how to do that wave. You know the one, where you can’t flap too much or too little, so you must land somewhere in between ‘I’ve slipped into a coma’ and ‘I’m being attacked by killer BEES!’  It’s tricky.  Then you also have to [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery June 1st

On this day in 1495, the first written record of ‘Scotch Whiskey’ appears, apparently distilled by Friar John Cor. At his Scottish abbey, he was the lucky one. When they gave each of the monks jobs to do, Friar John was hoping he wouldn’t get ‘writing out in calligraphy everything that had happened in [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 31st

On this day in 1678, the beautiful Lady Godiva rode bare naked through the streets of Coventry to protest taxes. It didn’t work. Taxes went up, along with a lot of other things.
On this day in 1790, U.S. copyright law was enacted. The first [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 30th

“He later claimed he didn’t intend to go that fast but when he applied the brakes on his Toyota nothing happened”

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

This Day in Hystery May 29th

This saying remained true until George W. Bush became president.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 28th

On this day in 1533 Henry the 8th’s marriage to Anne Boleyn was declared null and void. She had originally fallen head over heels for Henry who got so excited about marrying her, he started his own church. At the end her head fell over her heels after Henry had her executed by chopping her [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 27th

On this day in 1968 Pierre Trudeau promised to make French an official language in canada. It was miraculous! Almost immediately, everyone in Quebec began speaking French.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 26th

There has never been a more ridiculous war unless you count Jay Leno versus Conan O’Brien

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

The Queen Ignores Sarah in the Throne Speech

Who do they hire to write these programs? 12 year olds who would rather be playing Warcraft?

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery-May 25th

Had the Irish won we would be a very different country today with Bob Geldof as president, Bono as vice president and, quite possible, Conan O’Brien as the Minister of Moping

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Today in Hystery May 24th

The Victoria Day weekend in Canada is celebrated with fireworks displays, family barbeques and, on TV, watching two American NHL teams fight it out for the Stanley Cup.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

COCKTAIL TALES

I will no longer drink any alcolholic beverage that is the same colour as a Muppet.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Take a Pill

We get so many emails sent to Double Exposure Radio with confused people looking for answers to all of life’s questions. Why they write to us and not to experts is unknown, perhaps it is because we once took the Pink Jeep tour in Sedona and had a vision while standing in the Boynton Canyon [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

GREAT GARDENING EXPECTATIONS

Last Saturday was my favourite day of the year.  Every year.  Not because it’s a particularly special date, or because it was a Saturday.  For me, I look forward to pretty much every Saturday, because I go to the mall for coffee and muffins with my husband and my Mother, and we spend a good hour, [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Things I Don’t Want to Hear Again

I don’t want to hear, ever again, that somebody’s fat finger on a keyboard caused the Dow Jones to plummet a thousand points in ten minutes

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

THESE IDEAS HAVE GOT TO GO

It’s a Brain Blow Out Column!  Yes, due to a mistake in ordering, my brain is overstocked with a bunch of ideas that we need to clear out TODAY, before the spring shipment arrives! 
BLOWOUT ITEM #1- There was news last week that Tiger Woods admitted to having had sex with 120 women while he was [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

The Worst Places to Live in Canada?

So, I was scrolling down the list of the ten worst places to live in Canada, and noticed that six of them are right here in Beautiful B.C. This list is published by Money Sense Magazine which most of us never read. Magazines for me, personally, are not interesting. I used to read them years [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Whale of a Day in Vancouver

A grey whale was spotted today in downtown Vancouver, casually swimming through False Creek, and within minutes, all sorts of things happened; crowds stood on the shore of Granville Island straining for a view of the whale. The mayor of Vancouver, sensing another environmental moment, immediately ordered the installation of Whale-Only lanes on the Burrard [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Terrorists on Broadway

So, they seem to have caught the terrorist who tried to blow up his van in Manhattan. Some said this was a protest against South Park’s infamous episode which featured the prophet Mohammed wearing a bear suit. There are various theories as to why he parked his van exactly there, near Viacom and “The Lion [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Who Cares About Politics

           

I was chatting with a very nice fellow the other day and he was congratulating me on my website which features political satire and parody, and was amazed at how I have always been a writer and performer of political satire (which isn’t true, of course. For example I once prepared tasty meals for passengers [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

TOUCHING MOMENTS AT THE AGO

I’m a touchy feely kind of gal.  And by that I mean, I have always liked to touch and feel things, since, well, really before I can remember. I suspect the kicks my Mother felt in the womb were actually me going “Ohhh, nice texture on this placenta.  Say, this umbilical cord is an excellent [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

RECYCLING OLD BAGS-PLASTIC AND OTHERWISE

Two topics to cover this week, both concerning things that are old and worn out. The first one has to do with shopping bags. I saw a story on the news the other night, where experts said how terrible these re-usable shopping bags are for the environment when they become old and worn out and [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

GALS, GIRDLES, AND GIGGLES

So, I was talking to my new BFF Caroline Rhea, you know, ‘Hilda’ on Sabrina the Teenage Witch, and I was saying…oh wait, let me back up just a bit. I was in Toronto last week to take part in The Heart & Stroke Foundation’s The Heart Truth Fashion Show. When I was [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Here’s a Job You Might Like

FROM THE CAREEERS PAGE
We have an immediate requirement for a vice regal representative to the head of state for a medium-sized western industrial country in the northern part of North America. This is an exciting and challenging [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

TAKE MY ADVICE – THE CAT KNOWS

I was about 3 hours into the weekly 8-9 hours of intense research that I do for this column, when Nelson, my introspective cat, plunked himself down on my keyboard, stared at me for a good 5 minutes, and then said;
“I have concerns.”
“Well, I have deadlines, and your back passage on my keyboard does not [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Who’s Your Gramma? Not Me!

My step-daughter is delivering a child next month. Of course, we’re all very excited as this is her first. But I am now going through the “What am I going to call myself?” dilemma again.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

COOLNESS? IT’S BRED IN THE BONE

It’s not easy being cool…well, for those who aren’t born into it. For those who are, ‘coolness’ is something that happens naturally, without much effort.  People who’ve got it seem to wear it with ease, a confidence in that Popeye the Sailor Man mould, “I am what I am and that’s all that I am,” except, without [...]

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

I Recalibrate, Therefore, I Are

The federal Conservatives took two months off to ‘recalibrate’. A lot of us don’t actually know what that means. Does it mean they hit a large tuning fork and suddenly Stephen Harper started to vibrate?

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

The Olympics Are Over! Now What?

This malady was first discovered by doctors at the Ralph Klein University, shortly after the ‘88 Calgary Olympics. It’s called POVBD, or Post Olympic Vacant Brain Syndrome.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

American Healthcare 2.0

U.S. President Barack Obama hosted a summit at the Whitehouse last week, trying to get Congress to pass his new, latest healthcare package, now with added lemon, and fortified with Vitamin D and aloe vera.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn

Vancouver Olympics: Let the Sun Shine!

Oh sure, we could have had more snow up on Cypress, but look at this place. Have you seen the shots on CTV from the broadcast centre? It’s like tourism porn.

  • Print
  • Digg
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Add to favorites
  • FriendFeed
  • Live
  • MySpace
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • Yahoo! Buzz
  • LinkedIn