“You’re off the hook if you have a toddler. There is no way a human with a vocabulary of “Da-da”, “poo-poo”, “pee-pee”, and “good girl” can comprehend the concept of tectonic lithosphere plates being massively overlain by either or both of two types of crustal material.”
Posts Tagged: Bob Robertson
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Dec 12
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Dec 12
Only 15 Days ’til the World Ends
“This just reinforces the point that this will not be the Christian God’s Armageddon because in order to make it a godly event, all 1300 of the Mayan gods would have to have gathered together and tried to get an agreement to wipe out the earth. Impossible. I know for example that Shitzaputzl, the god of profanity would never go along with it.”
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Dec 12
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Dec 12
Only 16 Days ’til the World Ends
“Yes, I know Hitler tried to create a super race of Aryans but all he got was a stadium full of pasty-faced assholes with a superiority complex who could only raise one arm.”
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Oct 12
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Oct 12
Northern Gateway Pipeline Means Jobs!
“As we strolled the long aisles of his warehouse, passing thousands of neatly stacked effigies of Barack Obama, Angela Merkel, Mark Zuckerberg, Gary Bettman and other hated world figures, I asked him the most obvious first question; who is his biggest seller? “That’s easy. We’re shipping out 50 Netanyahus a day right now” he said.”