Now, just so you know that I will not selfishly cling to my windfall, I thought I would outline what I’ll be doing with my lucre. First, I’m going to buy Greece, because I like sheep, and I’ll need a vacation home in the sun. Plus, I feel this is a charitable act because they really need the money, and buying all the Greek Islands will still leave me with, I figure roughly 45 mil. Hey, I can probably pick up Hungary in a BOGO sale.

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DXR Comedy Podcast for May 21st
Never have this many senate seats been on sale under one roof. Now, for the low, low price of $100,000 you, too, can own one of these highly coveted senate seats.