So as I watched you, standing off his right shoulder, I realized what the main problem is: You chose a DINK for a mate. Now, don’t feel too bad. There are plenty of people out there who have made the same mistake. Take me, for example. There was a time when I chose very VERY poorly. I’ve made up for it since then, but I don’t want to brag too much about my fella now, because I think it’ll probably make you rip your eyelashes out one by one.
