Posts Tagged: funny




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Jan 15

DEAR LINDA…From Nelson the Cat

Well, it’s been a long time since I have written to you. I have a good reason, which is that, unlike you, I have been incredibly busy with other things.  For example, licking. I have to put at least 8 hours of licking in a day to maintain the undeniable handsomeness you see here…

…and, let [...]



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Dec 14

What? God has Died?

To that end, God’s estate has engaged a well-known law firm to defend the will. The law firm has an earthly practice as there were no lawyers in Heaven.



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Dec 14

Ex CBC Radio Stars plan New Comedy Series

Russian President Vladimir Putin says his decision on whether to run for a fourth term in 2018 will depend on the situation in the country and his “own mood.” Now, you must understand that in Russia, the definition of the word ‘run’ means, “If you disagree with me becoming president again…you’d better run.”



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Nov 14

Ex CBC Stars Plan New Comedy Series

“Pope Francis, speaking to the European parliament, has warned that the world sees Europe as “somewhat elderly and haggard”. This warning from a 77-year old man in a long gown”