CULLEN ROBERTSON, NELSON
December 2, 1999 – August 26, 2015
Born in a homeless shelter to a single mother of no fixed address, Nelson Cullen Robertson had an inauspicious start to life. He was taken in by a foster family until he could walk, eat on his own and, of course, use a [...]

Posts Tagged: humour
Aug 15
Jan 15
DEAR LINDA…From Nelson the Cat
Well, it’s been a long time since I have written to you. I have a good reason, which is that, unlike you, I have been incredibly busy with other things. For example, licking. I have to put at least 8 hours of licking in a day to maintain the undeniable handsomeness you see here…
…and, let [...]
Dec 14
What? God has Died?
To that end, God’s estate has engaged a well-known law firm to defend the will. The law firm has an earthly practice as there were no lawyers in Heaven.
Dec 14
Ex CBC Radio Stars plan New Comedy Series
Russian President Vladimir Putin says his decision on whether to run for a fourth term in 2018 will depend on the situation in the country and his “own mood.” Now, you must understand that in Russia, the definition of the word ‘run’ means, “If you disagree with me becoming president again…you’d better run.”