Posts Tagged: political satire




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Dec 14

Ex CBC Radio Stars plan New Comedy Series

Russian President Vladimir Putin says his decision on whether to run for a fourth term in 2018 will depend on the situation in the country and his “own mood.” Now, you must understand that in Russia, the definition of the word ‘run’ means, “If you disagree with me becoming president again…you’d better run.”



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Nov 14

Ex CBC Stars Plan New Comedy Series

“Pope Francis, speaking to the European parliament, has warned that the world sees Europe as “somewhat elderly and haggard”. This warning from a 77-year old man in a long gown”



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Nov 14

Ex CBC Radio stars Plan New Comedy Series

“The Centers for Disease Control has instructed U.S. airlines that, if a passenger with Ebola-like symptoms vomits and passes out on a flight, they must not attempt to revive them. Asked if the crew of an Air Canada plane would refuse to resuscitate an unconscious Ebola victim, an Air Canada spokesman replied, “Only in Tango Class, although for an extra $5 you can get complete CPR.”



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Nov 14

Breaking Weekly Fundraising Campaign

“So Russia has now signed a nuclear supply agreement with Iran. And the rest of the world sits back and lets it happen. Do they not realize that Russia supplying Iran with nuclear materials is like letting Bill Cosby judge the Miss Universe tournament? Waaayy too much spent fuel!”