Posts Tagged: satire
Dec 12
The World Ends Tomorrow
—– Original Message —–
From: “John Edmond”
To: “Bob Robertson”
Sent: Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:58:52 PM
Subject: Forwarding message from space
Hi Bob,
You may recall that we met when you did your reading in November ‘11 at Collected Works Bookstore in Ottawa (which, sadly, is closing Christmas Eve).
I got this message earlier today from my old friend Chris Hadfield, [...]
Dec 12
Only 9 Days ’til the World Ends
“Officials in the Netherworld went ballistic, according to an official of the Afterlife, speaking on condition of anonymity. It’s completely understandable that they would have blown their tops over this because, while it was easy for the Pope to just say, “Okay, people, there’s no Hell anymore”, it was everybody in the Sweet Hereafter who had to carry out the orders.”